Stuart Kellett Hopes to ‘KO’ Manager Clifton Mitchell
In a massive surprise move, MDA promotions can reveal that their darts pro Stuart ‘KO’ Kellett will add professional boxing to his CV, as he takes on his manager, heavyweight Clifton Mitchell in a 9 round professional bout, on a full size fight ring set-up before the April Armageddon darts exhibition.
Stuart took his inspiration after watching Rocky 2 while on a pro tour event in Crawley after a good day on the oche, and started training immediately, putting aside his pot noodle for squat thrusts.
Since then the locals in Chester have often seen Stuart running through the city, and running up the winding steps of Chester Cathedrals great towers to increase his stamina.
It is rumoured KO will weigh in 3 or 4 pounds heaver than his darts weight, at an imposing 8 stone 4. He hopes that extra weight will help him “put Clifton on his arse“.
Stuart promises darts and fight fans a proper fight, and during a press conference, a snarling KO said; “I’m going to rip his head off… let’s get it on right now!” and had to be restrained by Clifton’s security team.